SHAMBHU SHIKAARI...

I JUST LIKE THIS NAME.. SHAMBHU SHIKAARI.. BRINGS BACK GOOD OLD MEMORIES OF MY TINKLE DAYS, EVERY BODY HAD TINKLE DAYS RIGHT??? (FR PPL BORN AFTER 1995 THIS DOESNT APPLY)

OK NOW I JUST WANT TO SHARE THIS SECRET... I HAVE THIS TALENT A SUPERNATURAL GIFT I GUESS.... I MIGHT EVEN BE THE ALTER EGO OF PIED PIPER....

YEAH U GOT IT... AM VERY PROFICIENT WITH TRAPPING MICE IN TRAPS.... HAVE BEEN AT IT FR A LONG TIME NOW AND 24 HOURS HAVE NOT PASSED BEFORE MY HARD WORK HAS BORNE FRUIT. THE OTHER DAY IN THE OFFICE I NOTICED A MOUSE SCAMPERING AWAY IN AND OUT OF MY WORKING SPACE.. I HAVE A HELL OF A LOT OF IMPORTANT AND OFFICIAL PAPERS IN MY OFFICE (YEAH THE COMMUNICATION EXISTS OUTSIDE EMAILS AS WELL)WHICH SCARED ME THT IT MAY FALL PREY TO THIS NASTY THING... (THE MOUSE NOT THE EMAIL, SILLY!!) SO I HAD TO REDO MY SHAMBHU SHIKARI AVTAAR... AND LO AND BEHOLD AFTER I SET THE TRAP @ 9PM BEFORE I LEFT THE OFFICE (PLZ NOTE THT I WORKED TILL LATE... HARD WORKER U KNOW) I WAS REWARDED WITH THE HUNT WHEN I REACHED OFFICE @ 9 NEXT MORNING...

NOW MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN PESTERING ME TO FORMALISE THIS PROCEDURE OF SUCCESSFULLY HUNTING FR THE PREY... AND SHARE IT WITH THE SUNDRY... THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SCEPTICAL BUT FR THE BETTERMENT OF MAN KIND I HAVE DECIDED TO SHARE THE SECRET WITH ALL.. AND IN A FEW EASY STEPS.

1. TAKE THE MOUSE TRAP.

2. WASH IT WITH RUNNING WATER... (COLD WATER WOULD DO JUST FINE... U ARENT PREPARING A JACUZZI FR THE MOUSE AFTER ALL)

3. LET THE TRAP DRY IN OPEN AIR.

4. BURN SOME NEWSPAPERS ROLLED UP IN THE FORM OF A TORCH.

5. KEEP THE NEWSPAPER TORCH INSIDE THE TRAP.. (IN CASE OF WOODEN TRAPS BE CAREFUL)

6. MOVE THE BURNING TORCH ALONG THE ENTIRE OUTER SURFACE OF THE TRAP.

7. KEEP A PIECE OF FRESH BREAD IN THE TRIGGER OF THE TRAP... (DONT USE OLD FUNGUS INFESTED BREAD, U DONT WANT THE MOUSE TO SHIT ALL AROUND DO U?)

8. KEEP IT IN A SECLUDED PLACE PREFERABLY AT THE CORNER OF THE ROOM OR IN AREAS WHERE U HAVE NOTICED THE MOUSE FREQUENT.

9. LEAVE THE TRAP TO DO THE REST....

IN CASE THIS DOESNT WORK RE START FRM STEP 1.

IN CASE THIS DOES HELP THEN..... ABANDON SHIP COZ U HAVE A VERY SMART AND BY NOW PISSED OFF MOUSE ON YOUR AREA...

HAPPY HUNTING.!